We live in fun times.
My father had an old story: Two women were having a fierce argument over who among them was the greater person. In the end, one of them dropped the bucket she was holding, wagged a finger at the other one and screamed: “My son drowned in only five meters of water; your son drowned in fifteen meters of water.”
Terrible story, no doubt, but this sums up much the mood of the Republicans who are tearing into each other to be the Presidential candidate of the party. At the moment, the two lead candidates - Rick Perry, the Governor of Texas and Mitt Romney, the former governor of Massachusetts – are engaged in a fierce argument as to who among them is better suited to tear down the country. Their major theme is Obama’s health care bill – a step that would ensure that all Americans – like the citizens of the other developed countries including neighboring Canada – would have health care coverage, and that the insurance companies cannot deny coverage to a person for pre-existing illnesses.
The core of the Republican debate is that they would rather have uninsured people die than provide universal health care. And, under relentless attack from Perry, poor Romney is trying to live down his record of providing universal health care for the citizens of Massachusetts when he was Governor there a decade ago. Today 98% of the people of that state have coverage, an unpardonable crime in current Republican parlance. Texas under Perry is a model for the Republicans as that state has the largest number of uninsured people in the country. It is essentially a debate over how deep one can drown.
When he is not debating Mitt Romney, Perry is presiding over public prayer meetings beseeching the Almighty for rain in parched Texas. Much like the Elijah of the Old Testament, His Excellency the Governor seems to believe that God communicates with him directly on matters of rain and drought. No spectacular outcome, however, has yet been reported.
There are other potential candidates, the Minnesotan lady Michele Bachmann for instance. Michele is, in fact, the current darling of the Tea party goers. There are no pretensions about this lady: she is a born again Christian. As a true Christian, she also believes that wives must submit themselves in obedience to their husbands in all matters. Imagine a possible scenario: President Bachmann in the Oval Office with the Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin as they are about to sign the Second Nuclear Disarmament Treaty. On second thoughts, Madame President puts her pen down, excuses herself, rushes into the master bedroom of the White House and gets Mr. Bachmann’s permission before proceeding further with the presidential signature.
And then there is Newt Gingrich. Newt married once… twice… thrice… Well, whatever be the state of his marital stability, he has stable views on politics. While educating his fellow Republicans, he is reported to have stated: "I think one of the great problems we have in the Republican Party is that we don't encourage you to be nasty. We encourage you to be neat, obedient, and loyal and faithful and all those Boy Scout words."
In short, while considering these presidential hopefuls, there is much to laugh about, but for the fact that, under the circumstances, one of these worthies stands a good chance of being the next President.